Band/Artist Names That Remind Me of a Vagina

Written By: Dan "The Man" Sklut and all the other people who actually made up these names.

10. Deep Purple














9. The Velvet Underground

8. Joy Division

7. The Flaming Lips

6. Pearl Jam

5. Hole






















4. Fall-Out Boy (if the chick’s giving birth, right?)

3. Soft Cell

2. Iron Maiden (think of an actual iron maiden torture device, if you’re into the whole vagina dentata Freud thing)

1. Dusty Springfield